I guess I should feel like a git, but I don't.
Have had a nice bank holiday weekend. Went swimming with my wife on Saturday with my wife,leaving the kids with her mother who stayed up for a few days. (Yes, I might join the gym as well.)
Weekend was spent with her and my two kids. My son is becoming more alert and interactive. Which makes a big difference. When he smiles, it lights up my heart. My daughter already knows how to pull my strings. Though if I turn up in a room and she says "Daddy, I love you" I know she has been up to no good, and she is only two (and a half). She also had her toenails painted for the very first time. I cut her fingernails, and she wanted her toenails but, but they were short already. So the only way I coudl get out of it, was to suggest that she had them painted instead. She was very proud, pink sparkly toenails.
Today, my wife went out for some much deserved pampering
herself. I was looking after the two kids. My daughter decided she wanted to see her mother after two hours. I asked her to find her Mum (who was out of the house) and she went to find her. She came back in tears, holding her wellies (it was raining outside) crying as she could not drive the car!
Anyway, time for a joke (I think).
Voted Best Joke in Ireland 2007 (Apparently)
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night"
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner.
The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
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